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Huh Huh... Poop.
Once again it was
time to perform some lines. Lines, once again, are stringing together a
combination of tricks in one fluid motion to create what one would call a "super
trick". I'm not sure what one person calls them that, but you know, you
could. Matt is first. He will attempt a grab down the stairs, pause
for a 360, then jump up and do a 360 over the bushes!

Injury #2 - Matt - Lower Back
It all went
flawlessly too, up until the final 360 when Matt landed and lost control, falling
once again onto the cement border. They should really take that thing out.
It's a safety hazard for kids jumping onto it! And now onto Jaybird who will
attempt to jump a rail, do a hand plant on the bench, and then jump back over
the same rail.

w00t
And then Matt flies
down some stairs!

Wooooosh
Jaybird and Matt
continue their way around Todd Beamer High School and find a long jump complete
with sand pit. So obviously the two have an impromptu long jump contest!
Matt is first to go!

Matt jumps uh... that many feet!
Up next is Jaybird
(obviously). Oddly on his own attempt he lands directly in Matt's
footprints! It's a tie!

Yay! Everyone wins!
Oh no, not quite
yet. Matt will not be defeated! He makes his final jump and
completely destroys the first two jumps!

Winner = Matt
So Jaybird jumps down
a hill! Actually, the plan was to slide on the gravel down the hill to
make a cool trick. It seemed like a bad idea, but it sort of worked.
You be the judge.

Cool or No Cool?
It was being noticed
that fleets of mini-vans were coming in filled with children to perform some
sort of track and field event, so Matt and Jaybird had to move on to somewhere
else shortly. Matt had one last trick before they left...

JUMP!
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Jaybird currently
resides in Seattle where he reads comics, works in a
library, and writes for this site. He has also
been known to blow your mind, rock your world, and
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