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We stepped outside
and oh how triumphant it was! The lush green grass and those barren trees!
The sweet smell (so I'm told) of the air after 28 days of straight rain.
This would be a day like no other! A Winter like no other! A Winter
in the West!

Look, up in the sky!
Perhaps our luck was
already changing towards the better, as Matt keenly spotted some clouds off in
the distance. Would they bring more rain? Or perhaps a bit of snow?
As a child, I always
remembered how much I loved eating snow. The taste and texture of newly
fallen snow was the best. Yet I was a child and was always scolded by my
mother over eating the snow. Always being told never to eat the snow!
Oh yeah, well now I can do what I want!

In your face mom!
The Western Snow
might not have the same taste and texture as real snow, but it will always mean
the same to me in my heart. Unless grass causes heart disease.
We were finally past
the preliminaries and moved onto a classic winter event... sledding! Here
in the West we may not have fancy sleds with their handles and their plastic,
but we can still manage. We have something much better... we have a
refrigerator box!
The two of us
quickly found the biggest hill in the area to try out our Western Sled.
Images of flying down the hill at top speeds flashed through our heads. We
could hardly contain ourselves! With the fresh cardboard on the slick
grass, how could this not work!?

Wee.
Matt soared down the
hill faster than a speeding bullet! He broke many barriers, sound, light,
taste, and finally came to a halt ages away from where he started! With
victory comes confidence, and Matt was not finished. For Matt was an
innovator and placed the sled along the hill. He would no longer use the
sled, but become a sled.

Any caption would take away from this moment in time
Amazed by what I
just saw, I had to try it. I had to attempt to put my name next to his
among the Gods of Winter!

Children will learn of this moment for years to come...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet! >>
Jaybird currently
resides in Seattle where he reads comics, works in a
library, and writes for this site. He has also
been known to blow your mind, rock your world, and
eat pizza. |